Welcome to my funked up mind.

toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via evilscientist)


Posted April-24-2014

malkayclark:

sitsinchairs:

ryrychu:

Y’all need this I s2g. 

Read on

EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAS LED UP TO THIS MOMENT

THANK YOU TUMBLR

The Holy BIble for bloggers

This is genius! I usually come up with clever ways to do something but I’ve never though of any of these 👍

That .bat file for the shutdown pause is fuck yes

The cat one though.

(via hi)


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#reference

impersonations:

rule #1 is that u gotta have fun

Posted April-24-2014
#cutie#friends

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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Posted April-24-2014

light up dat blunt scoob 

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Posted April-24-2014