imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”
making a new friend
they turn out to be a complete asshole
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
I’ve been laughing for 20 years
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about
recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign