pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

daddyfuckedme:

do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

iwishihadafather:

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE AND THEN SOME

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version

xv7:

this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version