*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Y’all need this I s2g.
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAS LED UP TO THIS MOMENT
THANK YOU TUMBLR
The Holy BIble for bloggers
This is genius! I usually come up with clever ways to do something but I’ve never though of any of these 👍
That .bat file for the shutdown pause is fuck yes
The cat one though.
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on
NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
i dont get it